WTF?? Rant, are you losing it?
Rant? Rant? Rant?Where are you buddy?
You OK big fella?
I claim this blog in the name of the queen of Spain!
Mein himmel ein gott!what was the name of that cum guzzling freak that fell in love with Rant??
Rant, what's going on with your marriage? Did you and your wife work things out? I just signed up for Athlean-X; will let you know how it works out. Hope 2017 finds you in a better place...
it feels odd, starting out 2017 with the Institute boarded up and abandoned. All the voices stilled, dust falling steadily onto the table tops, the cordon bleu kitchen unprovisioned. sigh. it was a damn good run, but in the end Rant's brain (not ot mention his foreskin) couldn't handle all the strain.
I hear the weather back East is pretty chilly right now, can anyone confirm this? I have a particularly sensitive foreskin, and have to be on the look out for frost bite at all times!
Have you ever experimented with evidence-based buttsex Sir Sweetstick? Is it really better than a placebo (eg. jerking off to the theme of "I Dream of Jeannie")? Or have we all been misled?
I do not approve of sodomy or those who engage in it. Let the coloreds have it I say.
Rant, have you managed to score any young poon yet? Man, I bet it will be great to be tapping something new after all those years.Why do you think your wife went off the rails like that? I bet she was just worn out after so much drama...
The glorious Turko-Celtic Kingdom of Walsh will only be restored at the successful conclusion of a Grail Quest for the butchered foreskin. Giddy up.
That foreskin really tied the room together. The story of how a sneaky joo tricked Rant out of his heritage is infuriating!
Looks like that nasty bit of business in chicago is going to be a turning point. just begging for an epic -- EPIC-- Rant essay! come on, at least tell us you're thinking about it?
Hey Rant, how's the job going? Doing anything fun these days?
Another day above ground. Not bad, eh? Anything percolating up in the ole wheel house?
hey Rant, it's me again. just checking to see if you had reconsidered on posting new material here?
"A thing of booty is a joy forever."That one's for you Sir Sweetstick
thank you sir, much appreciated.do you lift?
Now that the Institute has fallen on hard times I do little else sir.
is Rant even alive? eventually his wife is going to figure out he is worth more dead than alive.
As you would expect, ABW is all worked up about Trump. he has even forsaken his beloved house coat as a form of (futile) protest. even the Mandingoes have noticed his aggitation.
hey Rant, just checking in on you. wish you cross posted your facebook stuff here. i don't have a fb account, so i can't follow you there :(
any news on art de vaney, or jimmy moore? man i miss your takedowns of fakes and blowhards...
hey Rant! how did you like the big game?
not giving up on you buddy! breathe damn you, breathe!!
wonder what rant is up to these days? i hope it's something good.
Rant, how is single life treating you? Planning any trips or vacations?
No homo here Rant, just a straight up call-it-as-I-see-it kinda guy.Here's the thing though.Since you stopped blogging I haven't been able to maintain an erection.I've tried both pharmaceutical and mechanical methods to address this problem, to no avail.Maybe it's the tone of your posts. maybe it's the syntax. I just don't know. But ever since you've stopped blogging, hard-ons have just become a distant dream.So give an old fella a break and get back in here and blog. My extended family is counting on you.
i thought it was just me...
Hello? Rant? Are you in there? [raps on door frame] Helloooo? Is anybody home?
it smells funny in here..wha...NOOOOOOO!!!
Rant, what's your take on scrotal reduction therapy? as the years roll by, my sac is hanging lower than ever. looks like a tether ball now :(
I think Rant and Jamie Lewis died in a suicide pact. Or AIDS.
or love? no hope for love in this cruel world?
another beautiful day on god's green earth! hope you have a good day too , Rant.can't wait for you to get back gere with a new post.
Checking on to see if there is any life here. none observed. will be back soon!
not giving up on you Rant. wonder where that Tortellini fellow is these days. he cracked me up with his crap workout videos and advice.
I for one am much happier now that the jugeared gay mulatto is out of the white house. god damn nigger#1 and all the evil he oversaw.but he's gone now, and the sun is shining. time to get out there and do some ruckking, i'd say!
welcome to Tuesday. not the worst day of the week, but also far from the best day. in short, a middling day.
Rant, please give us a Jimmy Moore update!!
nothing? you must have tons of news. don't be such a jew!
cue Rick Astin
almost wavered this morning...almost.
bring on Summer, i am ready now!
I am yet to decide, Sir Sweetstick, whether this blog is now a monkey without an organ grinder, or an organ grinder without a monkey. Either way, there is a monkey off somewhere fiendishly spanking itself, and a cunningly lubricated organ grinder who bears more than a passing resemblance to ABW.
yes, ABW comes out smelling likes roses. his blog is vibrant and active. rant's lies fallow, with nary a sign of his return.it's kind of like walking around in a deserted city. i wonder how much of the past posts are still online here.have you seen anything by rant on facebook?
No joy with facebook.Come on Ranty, throw a dog a bone.
i have texted shia lebouef to start a vigil for Rant.
Rant I conjure thee from the mists, appear now!!
think i forgot? i didn't forget anything...
good morning! now how about an update?
sometimes these posts feel like i'm dancing on rant's grave.
Rant, what is your take on the syria strike last night? did your wife's family suffer any losses to their goat herd?
oh! happy friday everyone!
hey Rant, hope you got some this week-end!
this bowl's for you, bud!
feeling good this morning, hope you are too!
happy easter, niggs!
we're having ham today :)
sure hope Rant is not in a coma. that would be bad. for him.
even on wenesday
I wonder whether it is possible, Sir Sweetstick, just possible - and no more - that while we have been scribbling earnestly on his blog, Rant has ascended to the Great Beyond and has been tutoring the angels on how to swing, dietary macronutrients, what to think of black folks, urban renewal, fatboy Jimmy and such like. And if this is true, should we not pause a moment and reflect on what a boon Rant's demise has been, and how welcome it is that he has found a better world in which to set up his soapbox, fulminate and expound? Is it really too much to hope that it may be true?
GS, I fear the worst. A quick internet search turned up a surprising number of people with the same name as Rant, but dead.
Rant's dead. Jimmy Moore lives. What kind of fucking miscarriage of a universe do we live in Sir Sweetstick?
When you frame it that way, it makes you question your own place in the universe. my god, what else will lady fortuna reveal to have been a pretty lie?!
That Turkish wife of his ripped his will to leve right out of his chest! Damn her and her treacherous islamic ways!! How he spent himself caring for her and their children. Speaking of which, I can't help thinking that selling off a couple of them along the way would have taken some pressure off the marriage...
hello again! haven't forgotten you, haven't given up on you.
man, sure could use some of your analysis of what's going on out here, rant. things are freaking me out!
they say rant will return upon the 100th comment in this thread. almost there!
man, celtics got whacked last night. hope you didn't bet o them?
saturday is it's own reward.
good by comey, you faithless cock sucker! hope they put you in prison!
plus a bonus comment
85 in the shade
ok, thursday it is. damn it rant, give us a sign!
damn niggers, the scourge of the world.
Your unwavering fidelity to the Rant enterprise SS has no parallel in recent history so far as I am aware. I am reminded of the story of Greyfriars Bobby, a terrier of somewhat dubious pedigree (here of course the analogy falters), who purportedly spent 14 years guarding his masters grave (and without once relieving himself upon it). Those of us who remain to watch and admire are as one in our admiration for your commitment, pursued, no doubt, at no small personal cost. Hail, Sir Sweetstick, our debt to you is truly beyond calculation.
sir your words are very kind, very kind indeed. modesty however, prevents me from accepting your praise. for me, Rant and the Institute are things worth fighting for. if I can even be a fraction as loyal and unwavering as that noble little fellow, then i will consider myself worthy of such words as yours.and kudos to you sir, for stopping in to provide verbal sustenance. thank you, and god speed.
i can tell Rant is reading these posts, by tracking the visitor count reported. he lives!
ok, final countdown now
sure would be swell to get a mother's day sermon from rant.
god bless you rant, on this day of veneration.
soon, very soon
ok, monday, get going guy.
think i would forget tuesday? not happenin'
Rant, having a margarita and bowl, and toasting to your health! really. doing it right now. wait...just took a hit off of a pen/oil dealy. ever try it that way? just took a sip of margarita. and followed it with a nice rip off my pipe.
oh man, almost there! Rant, would you do the honors of posting the 100th comment?
and now we have reached the end. i am sad. so long rant, guess you really are gone. they finally wore you down and broke your spirit. the bastards.
Rant baby, you gave me the best years of my life!!Rant baby, you made me everything I am!!Rant baby, come back, nothing is worse than missing you!!
Please Lord, give us back our oracle, our guide to life!! All this political instability is a direct result of your retreating from your role as a beacon of straight thinking and truth telling.
damn it rant, the world just doesn't make sense unless you explain it to me.
have a good wednesday Rant, kick some ass today!
waiting for Godot here
friday morning, finally! rant, do you get baked in the morning? me neither :D
saturday saturday saturday
Rant, will you be seeing your kids today?
Rant, any plans for the 4th? Careful with the fireworks!
starting the morning with a shout out to the late great Rant! kill it today, buddy, I'm planning to :)
easy like sunday morning...
hot one today. would not want to be jimmy moore's underwear!
just another Tuesday (or something more)?
SS your loyalty to the Rantgeist is nothing short of inspiring. You are indeed the disciple's disciple.
I am the stone that the builder refused
I will conjur Rant from the other side, he will live again. just you wait...
any plans for the 4th, Rant? take care with the firecrackers!
wonder if any niggers blew their fingers off with firecrackers on the 4th? i hope so...
that post about niggers blowing their fingers off wasn't really from me.
Rant, ever banged a PR?
i wish Rant knew how much i miss his posts :(
smoked a bit too much tonight. throat is a bit harsh
my friends call me Kantavious
Rant, would love to hear your take on the Mayweather vs MCGregor match...
another day, another chance for Rant to be resurrected!
commenting here, i feel like i am visiting Rant in a coma ward, and trying to spark something in him with words.
sunday sunday sunday, hope you are a fun day
oatmeal for breakfast. i like it with brown sugar and half-and-half
My wife has initiated divorce proceedings Rant. Buried it at point 4 in a 6 point email. 26 years and she won't even tell me why. No other man. Just wants to be left alone in the house she stole from me and the daughter and child she won't let me see. I never mistreated her in any way Rant. I need you buddy. Come on board and we'll exchange self-pity. Do you see a point to continued existence in this God-forsaken excuse for a world? I gotta know Rant. Our fortunes are linked. Are you making it? Can we take a vow to make it together (non-sexual)? If you go down we all go down. That's why I'm reaching out to you. Just a word, Rant, that's all I'm asking. A word to help the windscreen wipers of my soul work again so I can see through the shit on the windscreen of my life. She took everything man. She took me for a fool. Do I die slowly or fast. Blog. I'm hurting.(Thank you Sir Sweetstick for keeping this blog alive while Rant gets his shit together)
Sir Sweetstick, resident patron saint of the moynihan grotto, will you intone a prayer for me? I gotta find some way to make it through the night because I'm rostered to work tomorrow morning. I haven't seen my dog in weeks. The ex is chewing my balls better than she ever did when we were together. Do marriage vows mean nothing Sir Sweetstick? Are they just so much toilet paper for a quick ass-wipe when the whim strikes. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RANT? I NEED YOU MAN. Don't make me have to ask ABW for advice.
Steady on sir, you are among fellow Insituters here. Life is a test (and then you die). And so it is with your current predicament; it too will pass. If there is a pursuit, a skill, anything that you have put off doing or learning...now is the time. Let that be your motto from this day forward -- now is the time.
Much appreciated SS. Will action.
The male generative organ. I do sometimes look down on it and say "yes, it could do with some restraint."
Just how dopes someone you've known for half your life change so much? Can you answer me Rant? Maybe you're struggling with the same question. It's stumped you too, which is why it's taken you six months to prepare your next post. Is a switch flicked in her head while she's asleep and then the next morning she hates you? Of course, she can't come right out and say it, because that would look completely stupid. So she bides her time, assembling her reasons, storing up her grievances, until the moment arrives when you're at your most vulnerable and she strikes without warning or mercy. Next thing you know you're out on your ass, dazed and confused, wondering how it was that you entrusted the best years of your life to someone who would do that to you. Does this resonate Rant. have you nothing to add? Chime in any time you feel like it...
Womens is just that way. They are like cats; easily bored. If there isn't real drama in their lives, they create it. Your best hope, only hope really, is to re-intrique her, make her curious. That's all I can say, the rest is up to you.
Suicide is a senseless waste of perfectly good emotional pain. Discuss.
I stand corrected. Actually it's 9 months since your last post. Presumably you're gestating something really big, like a new diet or something.
It's going to be an epic return post, I am sure of that.
Of course, a year or so before she makes the announcement, she lost all capacity to say please, thank you or sorry. You noticed that in your uncomprehending bovine fashion. So you bought her more flowers. Cooked her more meals from the ABW recipe book. Were attentive in every way. Not realising it was already too late. WHERE ARE YOU RANT BUDDY?
There is a better than 70% chance she has accepted another man's seed into he chamber. And better than 45% chance at least one of her swaynes is of African descent. Check her genitals for signs and let the rest of us know, here...
Is there anything quite as dangerous to a man's sanity, his future, his rationality, his self-interest and his bank balance as his cock? Best to lop it off at birth as a prophylactic against future dramas. At least then he can dream about what might have been, rather than having to confront the unmitigated horror of what is.
I mean consider Sir Sweetstick, Rant. Has he not shown greater faithfulness to you than your ex-wife ever did? I venture to say that his panache in the bedroom would also put her to shame. Don't you think you owe this foul-weather friend of yours a little something, now that everyone else has deserted you? A personalized diet and fitness program would be a good start.
Yes, I have learned a lot from Rant re:fitness over the years, and would give any plan he put together a real chance. For instance, I now ride a bicycle to work and back each day, which gives me about 3 hours a week of zone-2 Maffetone style aerobic training. I do KB's after reading about then here. And on and on. Really miss the regular Rant Reports :)
It's at least a year now since I heard the word "cunt" used in its proper context - in reference to Jimmy Moore. Somehow that doesn't seem quite right.
god damn that obese pansy!! The guy who runs Feed The Animal blog has taken to lambasting ole JM for his predatory relationship with his (equally obese) readers and sycophants. Tame stuff compared to the verbal whipping Rant used to lay down on La Vida Phony.
hope you had a good weekend Rant, looking forward to your next post.
you are my sunshine...
how about that Neymar transfer fee?!
Friday again Rant! got anything planned for this week-end? been smoking any decent bud? it's legal out here now so i am looking forward to being able to pick up a J once in awhile after work (or just after work)
right into Saturday.
man, another week pulling the plow (so to speak). Rant, is your job a grind? can't wait to be done with mine (soon).
Rant buddy! It's Friday; perfect day for your return.
does anyone have any Rant reports from other sites?
let's make this week-end extra super.
Got any hot tips on McGregor V Mayweather Rant? Perhaps a little post-bout analysis? He's a paddy you know (McGregor I mean).
Yes! Rant, you have to give us a pre-fight breakdown, you just have to. I am even planning to get PPV for this fight -- a first for me!
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Leaked footage from the McGregor training camp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxt3lEPkVZcMaking weight could be an issue for him.
oh man does that clip ever bring back memories! and damn it we dumped on Rant when it went up, but looking at it now makes me miss the rascal all the more.Hope you are doing better Rant, hope you find some peace.
nigger be gone
Rant, I am doing a partial milk diet (two pints of raw milk for daytime meals). eat salad with chicken or fish for dinner. only been doing it for 2 days so nothing to report yet. except that i can tell that i am experiencing no inflammation or digestive distress. tissue feels very calm.
so far so good
Just had a Rant sighting. He was wearing a rhinestone jumpsuit and eating a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.