WTF?? Rant, are you losing it?
Rant? Rant? Rant?Where are you buddy?
You OK big fella?
I claim this blog in the name of the queen of Spain!
Mein himmel ein gott!what was the name of that cum guzzling freak that fell in love with Rant??
Rant, what's going on with your marriage? Did you and your wife work things out? I just signed up for Athlean-X; will let you know how it works out. Hope 2017 finds you in a better place...
it feels odd, starting out 2017 with the Institute boarded up and abandoned. All the voices stilled, dust falling steadily onto the table tops, the cordon bleu kitchen unprovisioned. sigh. it was a damn good run, but in the end Rant's brain (not ot mention his foreskin) couldn't handle all the strain.
I hear the weather back East is pretty chilly right now, can anyone confirm this? I have a particularly sensitive foreskin, and have to be on the look out for frost bite at all times!
Have you ever experimented with evidence-based buttsex Sir Sweetstick? Is it really better than a placebo (eg. jerking off to the theme of "I Dream of Jeannie")? Or have we all been misled?
I do not approve of sodomy or those who engage in it. Let the coloreds have it I say.
Rant, have you managed to score any young poon yet? Man, I bet it will be great to be tapping something new after all those years.Why do you think your wife went off the rails like that? I bet she was just worn out after so much drama...
The glorious Turko-Celtic Kingdom of Walsh will only be restored at the successful conclusion of a Grail Quest for the butchered foreskin. Giddy up.
That foreskin really tied the room together. The story of how a sneaky joo tricked Rant out of his heritage is infuriating!
Looks like that nasty bit of business in chicago is going to be a turning point. just begging for an epic -- EPIC-- Rant essay! come on, at least tell us you're thinking about it?
Hey Rant, how's the job going? Doing anything fun these days?
Another day above ground. Not bad, eh? Anything percolating up in the ole wheel house?
hey Rant, it's me again. just checking to see if you had reconsidered on posting new material here?
"A thing of booty is a joy forever."That one's for you Sir Sweetstick
thank you sir, much appreciated.do you lift?
Now that the Institute has fallen on hard times I do little else sir.
is Rant even alive? eventually his wife is going to figure out he is worth more dead than alive.
As you would expect, ABW is all worked up about Trump. he has even forsaken his beloved house coat as a form of (futile) protest. even the Mandingoes have noticed his aggitation.
hey Rant, just checking in on you. wish you cross posted your facebook stuff here. i don't have a fb account, so i can't follow you there :(
any news on art de vaney, or jimmy moore? man i miss your takedowns of fakes and blowhards...
hey Rant! how did you like the big game?
not giving up on you buddy! breathe damn you, breathe!!
wonder what rant is up to these days? i hope it's something good.
Rant, how is single life treating you? Planning any trips or vacations?
No homo here Rant, just a straight up call-it-as-I-see-it kinda guy.Here's the thing though.Since you stopped blogging I haven't been able to maintain an erection.I've tried both pharmaceutical and mechanical methods to address this problem, to no avail.Maybe it's the tone of your posts. maybe it's the syntax. I just don't know. But ever since you've stopped blogging, hard-ons have just become a distant dream.So give an old fella a break and get back in here and blog. My extended family is counting on you.
i thought it was just me...
Hello? Rant? Are you in there? [raps on door frame] Helloooo? Is anybody home?
it smells funny in here..wha...NOOOOOOO!!!
Rant, what's your take on scrotal reduction therapy? as the years roll by, my sac is hanging lower than ever. looks like a tether ball now :(
I think Rant and Jamie Lewis died in a suicide pact. Or AIDS.
or love? no hope for love in this cruel world?
another beautiful day on god's green earth! hope you have a good day too , Rant.can't wait for you to get back gere with a new post.
Checking on to see if there is any life here. none observed. will be back soon!
not giving up on you Rant. wonder where that Tortellini fellow is these days. he cracked me up with his crap workout videos and advice.
I for one am much happier now that the jugeared gay mulatto is out of the white house. god damn nigger#1 and all the evil he oversaw.but he's gone now, and the sun is shining. time to get out there and do some ruckking, i'd say!
welcome to Tuesday. not the worst day of the week, but also far from the best day. in short, a middling day.
Rant, please give us a Jimmy Moore update!!
nothing? you must have tons of news. don't be such a jew!
cue Rick Astin
almost wavered this morning...almost.
bring on Summer, i am ready now!
I am yet to decide, Sir Sweetstick, whether this blog is now a monkey without an organ grinder, or an organ grinder without a monkey. Either way, there is a monkey off somewhere fiendishly spanking itself, and a cunningly lubricated organ grinder who bears more than a passing resemblance to ABW.
yes, ABW comes out smelling likes roses. his blog is vibrant and active. rant's lies fallow, with nary a sign of his return.it's kind of like walking around in a deserted city. i wonder how much of the past posts are still online here.have you seen anything by rant on facebook?
No joy with facebook.Come on Ranty, throw a dog a bone.
i have texted shia lebouef to start a vigil for Rant.
Rant I conjure thee from the mists, appear now!!
think i forgot? i didn't forget anything...
good morning! now how about an update?
sometimes these posts feel like i'm dancing on rant's grave.
Rant, what is your take on the syria strike last night? did your wife's family suffer any losses to their goat herd?
oh! happy friday everyone!
hey Rant, hope you got some this week-end!
this bowl's for you, bud!
feeling good this morning, hope you are too!
happy easter, niggs!
we're having ham today :)
sure hope Rant is not in a coma. that would be bad. for him.
even on wenesday
I wonder whether it is possible, Sir Sweetstick, just possible - and no more - that while we have been scribbling earnestly on his blog, Rant has ascended to the Great Beyond and has been tutoring the angels on how to swing, dietary macronutrients, what to think of black folks, urban renewal, fatboy Jimmy and such like. And if this is true, should we not pause a moment and reflect on what a boon Rant's demise has been, and how welcome it is that he has found a better world in which to set up his soapbox, fulminate and expound? Is it really too much to hope that it may be true?
GS, I fear the worst. A quick internet search turned up a surprising number of people with the same name as Rant, but dead.
Rant's dead. Jimmy Moore lives. What kind of fucking miscarriage of a universe do we live in Sir Sweetstick?
When you frame it that way, it makes you question your own place in the universe. my god, what else will lady fortuna reveal to have been a pretty lie?!
That Turkish wife of his ripped his will to leve right out of his chest! Damn her and her treacherous islamic ways!! How he spent himself caring for her and their children. Speaking of which, I can't help thinking that selling off a couple of them along the way would have taken some pressure off the marriage...
hello again! haven't forgotten you, haven't given up on you.
man, sure could use some of your analysis of what's going on out here, rant. things are freaking me out!
they say rant will return upon the 100th comment in this thread. almost there!
man, celtics got whacked last night. hope you didn't bet o them?
saturday is it's own reward.
good by comey, you faithless cock sucker! hope they put you in prison!
plus a bonus comment
85 in the shade
ok, thursday it is. damn it rant, give us a sign!
damn niggers, the scourge of the world.
Your unwavering fidelity to the Rant enterprise SS has no parallel in recent history so far as I am aware. I am reminded of the story of Greyfriars Bobby, a terrier of somewhat dubious pedigree (here of course the analogy falters), who purportedly spent 14 years guarding his masters grave (and without once relieving himself upon it). Those of us who remain to watch and admire are as one in our admiration for your commitment, pursued, no doubt, at no small personal cost. Hail, Sir Sweetstick, our debt to you is truly beyond calculation.
sir your words are very kind, very kind indeed. modesty however, prevents me from accepting your praise. for me, Rant and the Institute are things worth fighting for. if I can even be a fraction as loyal and unwavering as that noble little fellow, then i will consider myself worthy of such words as yours.and kudos to you sir, for stopping in to provide verbal sustenance. thank you, and god speed.
i can tell Rant is reading these posts, by tracking the visitor count reported. he lives!
ok, final countdown now
sure would be swell to get a mother's day sermon from rant.
god bless you rant, on this day of veneration.
soon, very soon
ok, monday, get going guy.
think i would forget tuesday? not happenin'
Rant, having a margarita and bowl, and toasting to your health! really. doing it right now. wait...just took a hit off of a pen/oil dealy. ever try it that way? just took a sip of margarita. and followed it with a nice rip off my pipe.
oh man, almost there! Rant, would you do the honors of posting the 100th comment?
and now we have reached the end. i am sad. so long rant, guess you really are gone. they finally wore you down and broke your spirit. the bastards.
Rant baby, you gave me the best years of my life!!Rant baby, you made me everything I am!!Rant baby, come back, nothing is worse than missing you!!
Please Lord, give us back our oracle, our guide to life!! All this political instability is a direct result of your retreating from your role as a beacon of straight thinking and truth telling.
damn it rant, the world just doesn't make sense unless you explain it to me.
have a good wednesday Rant, kick some ass today!
waiting for Godot here
friday morning, finally! rant, do you get baked in the morning? me neither :D
saturday saturday saturday
Rant, will you be seeing your kids today?
Rant, any plans for the 4th? Careful with the fireworks!
starting the morning with a shout out to the late great Rant! kill it today, buddy, I'm planning to :)
easy like sunday morning...