I'm gonna go back in time and screw your momma, Rant.
Then I'm gonna become a stay-at-home deadbeat dad and NEVER feed you any ice cream, no matter how much you beg for it.
Then I'll hold my nose and make love to your momma one more time and produce a true boy-child name of Jimmy, who'll grow up to be a blogger any daddy would be proud of.
Rant, you lying fucking cunt. Like an idiot, I go to Facebook and search for Rant Irishman, Rant fitness, John Walsh, maybe another search, too, and nothing. Asshole.
Well Rant, this is a very unsatisfactory conclusion to what was - now and then - a fun ride. I hope that the shame of this situation is not lost on you and that eventually you die of it with repentance on your lips.
It kinda feels weird not having Rant with us anymore.
We all know he'll never bring himself to actually close this sorry excuse of a blog down, but still. It's a bit like a death in the family; only this time you're kinda happy, but at a loss nonetheless.
Anyway, enough of this. I'm over to IGX to see what further gymnastics wisdom Shaf is doling out this week. Or maybe he'll give us his thoughts on running ultra marathons and whatnot. That place is a hive of surprises. Not unlike the Institute, when it was at its best.....
I want to rip out my entire reproductive system and replace it with a grapefruit. And not just any old grapefruit, either. It's gonna be an organically-grown Ruby Red, ripened to perfection.
So I looked within myself, dug deep and plucked up the courage to have my reproductive organs removed. Now I'm just waiting for a donor grapefruit.
So how do I feel? Kind of liberated I guess. It's amazing really how much we allow our genitalia to define who we are. Losing my cock, nutsac and balls has really brought home that I can be anyone I want to be.
I'll do another update when the grapefruit arrives.
So does anybody remember this little paragraph form March? (Jerkwad will probably delete that post now too like he always does)
Posted by Rant Irishman at 12:05 PM 49 Thursday, April 7, 2016 Panaerobics Hey bitches. I’m back. Well I never went anywhere just utilizing different methods of social media to get out “my message”. There’s still nothing like the blog to really get into a topic. I never really took to the Facebook thing all that much. It’s a nice way to touch base with people from your past but other than memes, pictures and pithy little comments, its pretty light on substance. I can post comment about swings or something, and then paste a link, but that’s about as in depth as it gets.
Rant's whole shtick is all played out. It was never really that funny, but when there was little alternative he managed to craft a little niche for himself.
But today with social media he's competing in a big pool with some serious talent. He never stood a chance.
O, and before I forget - that second article? I believe I'm right in saying it was a cooking post on how to prepare your chicken and rice. Came in handy when we were rounding Cape Agulhas.
Please be advised that Mr Walsh has been committed to The Minor Hand Institute, a high-security intensive treatment facility for sufferers of sex addiction and related syndromes.
All internet access is proscribed in our facility, for reasons that should be obvious. As are all types of donuts, especially glazed ones.
Am I the only one who finds Biegecock's absence from this comment section somewhat disturbing.
Not Eric Schmumpkin levels of disturbing, but just strange enough to question whether he might not share the same IP address as Concerned Citizen, Bill Fart, Hash Williams, Grill Vogel, Pierlini, Dick Hurtz etc.
Contrary to everyone's belief, I'm not a sock puppet of runt. If you'd like to fly down to Virginia Beach we can go up to Baston and visit runt in the mental hospital together but it's on your dime...
It seems like only yesterday that I used to stroke young Rant on my lap. Now he weighs 273 pounds, has abandoned his blog, has quit lifting, and is receiving hormone treatment for compulsive masturbation in bus shelters.
if you guys realy want rant to come back just post his home address again. That'll get his attention fast enough. He'll be back with full apoplectic fury before you know it.
And on a lighter note, Shaf was invited personally by Greg Glassman to attend the Crossfit games. Apparently it was a great weekend, brimming with top class athletes and stuffy model slash actors.
Shaf's post almost read like it was a surrender, a suing for peace moment.
No dignity to the defeated. Glassman knows how to humiliate his enemies, and Shaf and the whole ensemble of losers over there got their asses well and truly handed to them.
Shaf-gate is out of control. This is massive. Imagine 6,7 years ago knowing that a prominent member of the IGx glitterati would go, after a personal invite from Glassman no less, to the crossfit games and attempt to justify it on the couch thread. Insane!!
Something's not right about this Crossfit thing. Think about it. Shaf hasn't worked since the early 90s, so how'd he afford the travel and accommodation costs to spend a weekend in California?
Does he have a patron somewhere? We need to get to the bottom of this, if you catch my drift.....
My name is Gomer Frew and last night my wife told me she wasn't happy anymore and doesn't love me anymore from like a month ago.She says i made her feel if she got dressed up, brushed her teeth, wore deodorant, wiped her butt after taking a dump or shaved her legs that i would think she is cheating but i never told her anything about these stuff.
I feel really happy to have seen your webpage and look forward to so many more entertaining times reading here. Thanks once more for all the details. ルーレット
Rant, what name are u under,Rant,John Walsh? On Facebook,looking forward to your workout insights?
ReplyDeleteWe won!
ReplyDeleteWe got this place closed down!
I can now actually move on with my life!
O this is a sweet day.....
And he never did hit 1 million pageviews!!
DeleteI don't know how this could get any better.
I wouldn't like you even if I could find you.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go back in time and screw your momma, Rant.
ReplyDeleteThen I'm gonna become a stay-at-home deadbeat dad and NEVER feed you any ice cream, no matter how much you beg for it.
Then I'll hold my nose and make love to your momma one more time and produce a true boy-child name of Jimmy, who'll grow up to be a blogger any daddy would be proud of.
Give us a link, you c***sucker.
ReplyDeleteDan, you're a fat fuck...why would anyone take fat loss advice from you?
DeleteBecause I read a lot and I used to be friends with Pavel.
DeleteRant, you lying fucking cunt. Like an idiot, I go to Facebook and search for Rant Irishman, Rant fitness, John Walsh, maybe another search, too, and nothing. Asshole.
ReplyDeleteAh, finally. I went to Facebook and searched "Cocksucker" and there you were!
ReplyDeleteToad, love your comments.
DeleteThank you. I do what I can with the material I have to work with.
DeleteAnd around here you don't get too much.
DeleteNow you can be a jack-ass to a wider audience.
ReplyDeleteFound it: https://www.facebook.com/fitnessgay/
ReplyDeleteSo what happens now?
ReplyDeleteWe decamp en masse to ABW's blog and treat him with the long-overdue love and respect he's earned.
DeleteI don't have Facebook
ReplyDeleteNeither does Rant.
DeleteWell Rant, this is a very unsatisfactory conclusion to what was - now and then - a fun ride. I hope that the shame of this situation is not lost on you and that eventually you die of it with repentance on your lips.
ReplyDeleteIt kinda feels weird not having Rant with us anymore.
ReplyDeleteWe all know he'll never bring himself to actually close this sorry excuse of a blog down, but still. It's a bit like a death in the family; only this time you're kinda happy, but at a loss nonetheless.
Anyway, enough of this. I'm over to IGX to see what further gymnastics wisdom Shaf is doling out this week. Or maybe he'll give us his thoughts on running ultra marathons and whatnot. That place is a hive of surprises. Not unlike the Institute, when it was at its best.....
I'm hosting a conference in Boston for a group of Japanese businessmen.
ReplyDeleteAny ideas on where I can take them for "after hours" refreshment?
I want to rip out my entire reproductive system and replace it with a grapefruit. And not just any old grapefruit, either. It's gonna be an organically-grown Ruby Red, ripened to perfection.
ReplyDeleteRam Das and I are coming down for the weekend. If you've got the coconut oil, we'll bring the bananas! See you then!
DeleteI'd like to rip out Rant's last few remaining brain cells, but I'm not sure I'd find them in that vast and cavernous forehead of his.
DeleteI thought you were about to say "vast and cavernous foreskin" then.
DeleteBut he hasn't got one?
DeleteI know! Hahahahahaah!!!
DeleteMango bro mind = blone srs
ReplyDeleteRant bro n e update??
ReplyDeleteGood riddance to shanty rubbish.
ReplyDeleteNah, srs lol.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, simply brilliant!
DeleteWell, gosh, I think I'm blushing!
DeleteBro, srs, n e update? LMAO, I LOVE this guy! No, srs, love him
ReplyDeleteNow what?
ReplyDeleteSo I looked within myself, dug deep and plucked up the courage to have my reproductive organs removed. Now I'm just waiting for a donor grapefruit.
ReplyDeleteSo how do I feel? Kind of liberated I guess. It's amazing really how much we allow our genitalia to define who we are. Losing my cock, nutsac and balls has really brought home that I can be anyone I want to be.
I'll do another update when the grapefruit arrives.
Weird. Rant's prosthetic testicle is modeled on a very small seedling grapefruit.
DeleteThe synchronicity between your lives is uncanny!
Is Rant a part of the international Fat but Fit movement?
ReplyDeleteSo has anybody actually found the mythical FB page of his royal nibs yet??
ReplyDeleteSo does anybody remember this little paragraph form March?
ReplyDelete(Jerkwad will probably delete that post now too like he always does)
Posted by Rant Irishman at 12:05 PM 49
Thursday, April 7, 2016
Panaerobics
Hey bitches. I’m back. Well I never went anywhere just utilizing different methods of social media to get out “my message”. There’s still nothing like the blog to really get into a topic. I never really took to the Facebook thing all that much. It’s a nice way to touch base with people from your past but other than memes, pictures and pithy little comments, its pretty light on substance. I can post comment about swings or something, and then paste a link, but that’s about as in depth as it gets.
Rant's whole shtick is all played out. It was never really that funny, but when there was little alternative he managed to craft a little niche for himself.
DeleteBut today with social media he's competing in a big pool with some serious talent. He never stood a chance.
RIP The Moynihan Institute, 2002 - 2016
We won.
ReplyDeleteRant is about as self-aware as a toothless alcoholic. He still doesn't get what's happened yet.
DeleteDon't write off Rant!
ReplyDeleteOne thing I know is that Rant's a champion, and you never write off champions.
Actually, that's two things.
That's so true!
DeleteRant's playing a long game. He understands that reality is 45% psychological and 90% mental - just like Concerned Citizen.
Dude, like totally bro, srs... Nah j/k lol but srsly, N E Updatz
DeleteDid Rant ever try doing keto?
ReplyDeleteYeah, quite a few times, IIRC.
DeleteAnd what happened?
ReplyDeleteFailed on every attempt.
DeleteHAHAHAHAH!
DeleteWhat a fucking loser!
Rant's travails make me poop nuggets of pure schadenfreude.
ReplyDeleteRant's buttocks cured my phobia of being sat upon by a retreating bull elephant.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huntermtn.com/summer/festivals/international-celtic-festival/
ReplyDeleteDang! Mrs Rant looking smokin' hawt at 1.06!
DeleteWhat's the best thing to eat the night before a colonoscopy?
ReplyDeleteWord on the street has it that Rant was copy & pasting copyrighted material on this site. They wanted to sue him, so he deleted all posts.
ReplyDeleteremember that time he plagiarized an article about the dangers of butt sex?
DeleteABW got real mad and decided to out him for it. happy memories.
I used to be really into buttsex but now I'm just going through the motions.
DeleteI gave up buttsex for a whole week to win a bet. Here are some of the benefits I noticed.
ReplyDelete1. I was able to remain seated for extended periods.
2. My chimney cleaning business went through the roof.
3. I made friends with a local negro.
4. I was more "present" during my colonic irrigation session.
5. I enrolled in a cookery class.
6. Concerned Citizen and me bagged ourselves a coupla cougars.
So if there's anyone here who hasn't experienced buttsex, let me recommend that you try it. That way you can reap the benefits of giving it up.
LMAO I still can't believe people remember my cougar article from 4 years ago.
DeleteThe great thing about 50 year olds though, I keep getting closer and uglier in age and they stay the same age.
Seriously John, we remember all of your sockpuppets. Especially since you went to the effort of creating a blog for this one.
DeleteBut you only ever uploaded two posts. Bonus points for anyone who knows the topic of the second one!
Was it really 4 years ago?
DeleteO, and before I forget - that second article? I believe I'm right in saying it was a cooking post on how to prepare your chicken and rice. Came in handy when we were rounding Cape Agulhas.
Seaman Staines sends his regards.
To be honest I can't even remember what the second post was but you may be right. I was in a big crock pot chicken curry and rice phase.
DeleteI believe I also blogged about the state of the nation and how it's being destroyed from the inside...
Well, that about sums it up. Sockpuppet numero uno out!
Are all the local libraries shut again?
ReplyDeletePlease be advised that Mr Walsh has been committed to The Minor Hand Institute, a high-security intensive treatment facility for sufferers of sex addiction and related syndromes.
ReplyDeleteAll internet access is proscribed in our facility, for reasons that should be obvious. As are all types of donuts, especially glazed ones.
litl did thay suspec that ole Rant wold snuggle in a smrt phone in his ass-crak! Stach-basd, ketoo, raw food, vegn palo 4 eva!
Deleten' donusts. lihts out!
DeletePsssst...I,m rooming wit Arec Balwin in here and he,s stoking Ransts nutsac! 4 reel@!
DeleteRant will return to this blog before the month of September is over.
ReplyDeleteThe whole "I quit", "OK, I'm back and ready to lose that last 60lbs of belly fat" routine is just part of the yearly cycle now.
Some believe he has a mandatory court-enforced psychiatric evaluation in a secure facility during the summer months.
Whatever. He'll be back. I've never been wrong yet.....
It is with considerable regret that I must announce that conservative treatment for Mr Walsh's sex addiction has been a complete failure.
ReplyDeleteFollowing consultation with other experts in the field we have concluded that our only option is to take out the other nut.
Oops! Took out the prosthetic by mistake.
DeleteI'm going back in.
Holy shit Dr Spert, what's that thing in Mr Walsh's scrotum?
DeleteIt appears to be some kind of tuber, Nurse Ratchet, and it's covered in eyes!
DeleteAm I the only one who finds Biegecock's absence from this comment section somewhat disturbing.
ReplyDeleteNot Eric Schmumpkin levels of disturbing, but just strange enough to question whether he might not share the same IP address as Concerned Citizen, Bill Fart, Hash Williams, Grill Vogel, Pierlini, Dick Hurtz etc.
Contrary to everyone's belief, I'm not a sock puppet of runt. If you'd like to fly down to Virginia Beach we can go up to Baston and visit runt in the mental hospital together but it's on your dime...
ReplyDeleteIf you're not Rant then why did you go to the trouble of setting up a blog only to post 2/3 articles then disappear for 4 years?
DeleteThe sheeple have spoken
DeleteIt seems like only yesterday that I used to stroke young Rant on my lap. Now he weighs 273 pounds, has abandoned his blog, has quit lifting, and is receiving hormone treatment for compulsive masturbation in bus shelters.
ReplyDeleteHe's made this old Mick very, very proud.
if you guys realy want rant to come back just post his home address again. That'll get his attention fast enough. He'll be back with full apoplectic fury before you know it.
ReplyDeleteDon't tempt me!!!!
DeleteFuck Dan John
ReplyDeleteBleach. A half pint tumbler. Pour. Drink. Repeat.
ReplyDeleteAnd on a lighter note, Shaf was invited personally by Greg Glassman to attend the Crossfit games. Apparently it was a great weekend, brimming with top class athletes and stuffy model slash actors.
Seriously.
And with that IGX officially died.....
DeleteShaf's post almost read like it was a surrender, a suing for peace moment.
No dignity to the defeated. Glassman knows how to humiliate his enemies, and Shaf and the whole ensemble of losers over there got their asses well and truly handed to them.
RIP Irongarmx.
Couch told me to swallow but I spit
ReplyDeleteThen get a second opinion from a sofa.
DeleteWho would you trust to take diet and fitness advice from? Me, Shaf, or Joe Manganiello?
ReplyDeleteThe old Italian guy, Pierini.
DeleteDoes anyone know whether Rant has been microchipped?
ReplyDeleteNo need.
DeleteJust triage with the local truck stop, library restroom, and if all else fails, the labor exchange.
(You'll rarely ever need to check the labor exchange.)
All of Shaf's life has a househusband/internet troll is paying off.
ReplyDeleteDJ called him a ladders expert yesterday in T-Nation and Glassman asked him to go to The Gay Games.
RIP IGX, which has sucked for a long time.
You are all cunts, but Rant is still the uber cunt in which u can make a u-turn with a school bus.
ReplyDeleteFuck my as deeper daddy
ReplyDeleteOk, anyone think I should post rant's address? Let's take a poll:
ReplyDeleteJohn Walsh
11 ----- St.
Dorchester, MA
O look, Biegecock's back. And he's just about the dox rant. Again!
DeleteHow is Shaf a ladders expert? A sellout expert, yes, but For fuck's sake, what the fuck is a ladders expert?
ReplyDeleteClimb the ladder, rest between sets, repeat. Expert. DJ is a generous guy for that shout out.
The quickest way to have a dead forum is have Shaf hijack it. Power and Blubber, IGX, dead.
Rant actually killed those forums, not Shaf.
ReplyDeleteFuck Steve Shafley
ReplyDeleteShaf-gate is out of control. This is massive. Imagine 6,7 years ago knowing that a prominent member of the IGx glitterati would go, after a personal invite from Glassman no less, to the crossfit games and attempt to justify it on the couch thread. Insane!!
ReplyDeleteI Rant
ReplyDeleteI will Rant
I Ranted
I will have Ranted
I would have Ranted
I will be Ranting
I am Ranting
Fuck Steve Shafley
ReplyDeleteSo apparently Tucks medicated don't work as advertised
ReplyDeleteThe following is a fragment of a Grindr conversation intercepted between ABW and George Clooney:
ReplyDelete".....polygraphs don't prove anything she said.....
.....aaarggh, if I was gay, why would I be on my 5th marriage already....."
We think the first voice is ABW's, the second George. More to follow.
and here i was thinking that George preferred Amal sex.
DeleteShaf takes my shaft up his tight fat ass
ReplyDeleteSomething's not right about this Crossfit thing. Think about it. Shaf hasn't worked since the early 90s, so how'd he afford the travel and accommodation costs to spend a weekend in California?
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a patron somewhere? We need to get to the bottom of this, if you catch my drift.....
I lubricate his asshole with gin
ReplyDeleteIs Kevin Spacey a homosexual?
ReplyDeleteIs the Pope a Catholic?
DeleteEven after Vatican II?
Is Spacey a synonym for vacuum?
Is Spacey a synonym for rectum?
Does Mother Nature still abhor a vacuum, especially if it is a rectum?
Ergo: Kevin Spacey is the Pope.
I haven't had an erection since Rant stopped blogging.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence? I think not.
My name is Gomer Frew and last night my wife told me she wasn't happy anymore and doesn't love me anymore from like a month ago.She says i made her feel if she got dressed up, brushed her teeth, wore deodorant, wiped her butt after taking a dump or shaved her legs that i would think she is cheating but i never told her anything about these stuff.
ReplyDeleteAny suggestions appreciated.
Wow, this place really bottomed-out. And not in a good way.....
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Rant has no home internet connection?
ReplyDeleteThe bigger question is has anyone found Rant on Facebook?
ReplyDeleteHe's on SnapChat. Apparently.
DeleteI'd fuck Steve Shafley
ReplyDeleteI feel really happy to have seen your webpage and look forward to so many more entertaining times reading here. Thanks once more for all the details. ルーレット
ReplyDeletewow, amazing post...
ReplyDeleteNOFOLLOW NICHE