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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Spike Lee is a cunt.

Spike Lee is a colossal cunt. Just looking at this little twit conjures up visions of my fist crushing his fucking face.  His whole career has been defined by his hang-ups, obsessions and resentments of white people. I did like one of his moves, Hoodwinked although that one didn’t get great reviews. Lee hit a little too close to home with that little take on how black entertainment -AKA black “culture” -was little more than a modern minstrel show.  But seriously did we really need Spike Lee to tell us this with yet another of his insufferable films? Most black entertainers sell their souls for fame by making abject fools of themselves and then after they stock up a little loot then they become “serious artists”. Think Eddy Murphy and all those hokey remakes of 60’s moves that he tried to pass off as entertainment. Eddie should have stuck with Buckwheat impersonations.

But hey let’s get back to Spike Lee. Lee was asked to speak at some bullshit Black History month event at the Pratt Institute, a sorry excuse for post secondary education where dimwit rich kids can go to pursue “art” degrees for $60,000 a year. You know the whole, “I’m a film maker” bullshit. Some white asshole asked Spike about his thoughts on gentrification and he went ballistic about killing white people and all this sort of horseshit.  I think Al Sharpton refers to them as “White Interlopers” but that was before he lost all the weight on got a show on MSNBC.

Oppression never looked so good!



Lee grew up in New York and longs for the old days in Brooklyn when all the schools sucked, rats grew bigger than dogs and the de facto currency of the neighborhood was crack.  Here’s a snippet of what he had to say. “I grew up here in New York. It’s changed. And why does it take an influx of white New Yorkers in the south Bronx, in Harlem, in Bed-Stuy, in Crown Heights for the facilities to get better? The garbage wasn’t picked up every motherfuckin’ day when I was living in 165 Washington Park… The police weren’t around. When you see white mothers pushing their babies in strollers, three o’clock in the morning on 125th Street, that must tell you something.”

Being a stone cold racist at his very heart Lee’s misses the entire point in this tired template of black versus white. The guy can’t seem to get over the fact that a good chunk of his childhood was spent getting his ass kicked by Italian kids from Bensonhurst. He’s stuck in 1974. In any event the fact that some of these former shitholes are now at least tolerable to live in has little to do with skin color and everything to do with money. These aren’t 3rd generation Irish guys that work for the New York Sewer Department moving into these neighborhoods. No sir. You need to be thinking artisanal cheese shops not 5 pound blocks of Velveeta from Costco. This is a whole different sort of “white people” Spike. Like it or not these are now “your people” you rich asshole.


Lee morns the loss of some mythical culture that existed in his cherished Brooklyn. And it is true that when beautiful people move in the fabric of the neighborhood changes rapidly.  These people have money and they want Starbucks, Connecticut Muffin, Whole Foods and those sorts of things and they get what they want. I’m not sure what Spike is pining about but yuppies aren’t big fans of midnight basketball or grown men drumming on 5 gallon plastic buckets when they should be – you know- at work.

And maybe Spike forgets that “his people” were once the interlopers and the Irish, Italians and other white ethnics weren’t all that crazy about southern slave culture upsetting their culture flow. So if I’m reading this correctly it’s OK if the ones getting pushed out are white but it’s bad if it’s colored people getting nudged out? Is that the take away Spike you asshole? Is it any wonder why everyone hates these phony show biz types?



But even more perplexing to me is that this asshole gets to rail on about gentrification as if he’s the one getting kicked to the curb. Naturally none of these effete Pratt Institute types had the balls to ask what I would have asked. Where do you live Mr. Lee? Oh that’s right you bought a $32 million townhouse in Manhattan that was once owned by the William Vanderbilt. I wonder what effect that had on the gentrification of the neighborhood? Of course no one called this little asshole licker out on his bullshit. White assholes.



Spike Lee ought to just shut the fuck up about things he knows nothing about.  The guy hasn’t had to dig for change in the cushion since 1977. Ask him what a gallon of gas costs or a loaf of bread. He’d be as clueless as George Bush or any other elite when it comes to this stuff but he gets a pass. Because he’s black and was once middle class, he was never poor, he gets to walk around with the authentic badge of resentment and victimhood. Fuck him and the Bentley he rode in on. And that goes for all these other wannabes both black and white. At what point does someone like Snoop Dogg lose his street cred and just become another spoiled, self entitled, rich asshole living in Beverly Hills. JayZ has spent most of his life ensconced in a gated community never wanting for anything. He’s not a gangster and he never was. He’s just some rich asshole that wouldn’t survive 5 minutes in the shoes of 90% of the people in this nation.  If these guys ever knew anything about struggling it’s nothing but a distant memory now. You can’t be a spokesman for the oppressed when you are now part of the oppressing class. Do these self deluded assholes not get this? Do they not smell the stench of hypocrisy when they lecture a room full or rich assholes on the evils of being a rich asshole. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.




39 comments:

Two Word Ted, Germantown MN said...

Decent post.

Anonymous said...

Really good post.

Anonymous said...

Decent, but Rant's picking a lot of low hanging fruit lately. I doubt Spike Lee's own mother takes him seriously. Actors were considered degenerates for hundreds of years and I choose to continue the noble tradition.

Anonymous said...

Rant,

My "Big Three" exercises these days are swings, goblet squats and pushups. This seems to be hitting everything I need. I'm keeping it simple... and I love working out again.

Your thoughts?

Anonymous said...

You're on a roll ranting and earning your Rant moniker. How's your fitness training going?

Anonymous said...

Don't pick on that colored man for that is me.

Sincerely,

Spike Lee

Even Fat Cat left IGx said...

Great posts lately Rant.
No one cares about how you exercise so keep up the social/political commentary.

Rant said...

I don't need anyone giving me any advice on what I should and shouldn't write about. Just STFU and read it or don't. I really don't give a fuck.

Anonymous said...

Rant bro nvr mind teh hatrz rite wat u want but u culd do n update on advance arms rutines thx

Anonymous said...

You're still a infected, oozing, smelly cunt,

However, this is post is right on.

I guess we get the "stars" we deserve.

Keep tilting at windmills Irish bitch.

Anonymous said...

This was a great post Rant.

Sir Frank Commode (just a little potty) said...

Dear Sir,

Your most apposite reflections on the race question brings to recollection my own childhood growing up among assorted sambos and pickaninnies in the Seychelles. Racial strife was nowhere in evidence, until a small grove of hubcap trees was discovered by accident and Paradise was forever lost. Welfare dependency, crude forays into rap music and the necessity for gated hut communities were the inevitable consequence of this hitorical calamity.

Grill Vogel said...

Dudes,

This is really a strange coincidence. I can't believe Rant wrote about Spike Lee. Because I had a huge fuckin nightmare and Spike Lee was in it. I SHIT U NOT!

In my dream, I was at a beach in Jamaica or Puerto Rico or some fuckin place like that. Anyways, I kept starting at this hot black chick's ass. It was like Beyonce's. I kept looking at it way too long. Suddenly she turned around because she felt my eyes on her. BOOM! Her head was actually SPIKE FUCKING LEE!

I'm still trying to figure this out. I was scared.

Extra Beast Ice for me tonight.

Later Fellaz

Anonymous said...

You're working too hard, man! You need to slow down, take time to smell the little things and cut back on that mountainous schedule of yours. A man like you should be working 2 hours a day tops.

Anonymous said...

Grill - the only way they could get me to watch a Spike Lee film is if they projected it onto Beyonce's ass in extra widescrean HD.

Tonya Lewis, aka Mrs Spike Lee said...

The thing about Spike is he is a mini-nigg; only just under 4' tall. Plus he is bitter that he is not white. Heard that Denzel banged his woman a bunch, too. Someone shold dress him up like a lawn jockey.

Mike Tyson, sodomizing his philipino house boy "Pepino" said...

Damn Mrs Lee, you one ugly lookin' tootsie roll!? My gardner has a better lookin' woman than your sorry butter face! Now go make me a samwich and suck my cock, 'fores I slap you silly. Ugly, ugly, ugly.

Sativa Stevens, Tabitha's sister said...

Am I the only one suspicious about how weed prices are not dropping with legalization?

Anonymous said...

Please commit suicide.

Dr Thadeus Rengsdorf, chief of psychological pathology St Crispins Hospital for the Woefully Inadequate said...

Grill, I can't help but sense that you are leaving out part of your rather disturbing (and telling) dream. I fear you are transitioning away from hetero-normality, as patient R has been doing for the last 18 months. Perhaps if you watched some John Wayne movies while keeping a bag of crushed ice firmly settled over your groin. Also, reduce your porn driven driven self-pleasuring sessions to no more than twice daily.

Jimmy Moore, posed like Grill in a matching thong said...

Man I don't know if I can take Grill goin' homo, he was kind of my hero.

Anonymous said...

I had Grill pegged as a "latent" from day one. But he could still teach Rant a lesson or two about masculinity.

Scarlett Johanssen said...

I can't say that I'm particularly surprised either. Disappointed, yes; but not surprised. Even in my marathon self-pleasuring sessions dedicated to the thought of Grill, I was occasionally brought up short by the chilling feeling that maybe Grill was just too much man to be true.

Anonymous said...

All is not lost, Scarlett. There's always Rant - the Renaissance man of America masculinity.

Lyndon Bluveins Johnson, Lubbock TX said...

As long as America can produce women like Scarlett, and one nutted wonders like Rant, I can sleep easy at night.

Walter Sobchek, missing Donny said...

Dude, it's not cool to bag on Ralsh for only having have a sac full! He lost that nut in 'nam you ignorant son of a bitch.

Fwedderiecks of W. Hollywood said...

After perusing ABW's blog -- which is at least 10x better than this one -- it is clear to me that he (ABW)has fallen in love witha well built Quadroon. No surprise there. Evidently ABW has been uploading love videos to this source of inspiration, that show ABW doing his "On Your Kees To Please" workout while dressed like the "chick" in that Flashdance scene!!

Carl Penrghast III, owner of Penderghast Septic Service, Wakegan IL said...

Holy shit, reading a little further on his blog and it turns out ABW's wife left him to go live with the guy who takes care of their septic tank!! Even ABW doesn't deserve that kind of humiliation.

Maxwell Grundy, self taught male model said...

The funniest thing I have ever read here is when Rantcid was talking about the "Irish fighting kilt" his parish priest had given him...and it turned out to be the skirt from a cheerleader's outfit!! Only took poor Rant two years to figure that one out.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised at the quality of Rants posts lately. Well done.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised at the quality of Rants posts lately. Well done.

Citizen X said...

Rant said: "I don't need anyone giving me any advice on what I should and shouldn't write about. Just STFU and read it or don't. I really don't give a fuck. "

If you really don't give a fuck, why are complaining you fat bastard?

ManTan & Sleep 'n' Eat said...

It was Bamboozled, you fucking retard. But still, this is the Rant I remember. This, I like. Please don't commit suicide. I'm sure you expertly bring your wife to a thundering climax fifteen times per week.

Rant's My Nigga said...

I can't wait to call Spike a nigger cunt when I see him in Oak Bluffs this summer. Midget nigger cunt

fuknIdeologue said...


Spike was filming in my neighborhood some time ago. fukn film crews all over the fukn place.I shouted to one crew, Spike Lee?? Where is dat muthafucka, so's I can slap the fukn shit out of him??
They wadn't laughin....

Excellent post.

"Actors were considered degenerates for hundreds of years and I choose to continue the noble tradition. "

Very asstute. They were poorly paid, as well, the good ole days.
Now we, Le Pubic, have de-volved to sucking thespian cock -- and paying for the oral privilege -- forever.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up, man. And take some spelling lessons.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO someone is salty as fuck

Anonymous said...

wtf?

roycelerwick said...

Spike lives in a time bubble of romanticized black separatism that even Malcolm X abandoned before he was assassinated by those, like Lee, who simply couldn't fathom the notion of a universal brotherhood of man. Spike Lee continues to be a walking anachronism, a force for bad, a blatant bigot and racist who openly seeks to teach the "black community" that the American Dream is still reserved just for white folks, in spite of his own personal rise from poverty and obscurity to the most elite neighborhood in Manhattan, a 32 million dollar home complete with a central courtyard and servant's quarters, to a marriage into a very light-skinned family of socialite "Negroes" who's wealth and influence goes back generations in New York, and of course his career and reputation as one of the top ten film makers in American cinema history.

Can't catch a cab Spike? Buy a cab company.

Spike Lee is an insidious poison that should be prohibited from corrupting and crippling the minds of future black American leaders, artists, scholars, entrepreneurs, industrialists and citizens of the United States of America and the world. That, and the Cosby Kids do his court-side wardrobe.

Spike Lee is spiritual Ebola and should be quarantined.

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