Listen assholes. I have decided to eat what I want. Drink what I want and smoke what I want. If I want to lift kettlebells I will. I will do whatever the fuck I want to do and change my mind as often as I please. This is my joint and I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please. If you don’t like it you can go fuck your mother up the ass. Honestly I don’t give a fuck what you do or think anymore. No one cares what you think anyway. They aren’t coming to your blog they are coming to my fucking blog to hear my bullshit. No one comes here because they think the comments are great. Stop deluding yourself.
Nothing inspires me anymore in the world of fitness. It’s all rehash and a bunch of made up horseshit. Here’s the only thing that has inspired me over the last 20 years in terms of fitness. It was Pavel’s first book. I loved the concept of no program. Lift 2 days or 7 days. Go easy some days and harder on others. Keep your form perfect and keep things fresh. Forget about charts and graphs and journals. These are the tools of the douchebag. Fuck sports. Sports are for assholes and nothing more than antiquated 19th century pissing contest. No one gives fuck about sports accept fat losers with tiny dicks that scream at the TV set and paint their faces and all that stupid shit.
Coaches are scumbags. Think Joe Paterno. Paterno was a filthy piece of grease ball garbage. He was filth and human excrement who exploited his players for his own gain and who was even willing to let children to raped in order to keep his golden seat. And keep in mind that Paterno was a highly regarded coach. I hate coaches. Trainers are the same as coaches. Fuck em.
But I have gone over all of this a million times. What’s the fucking point? We live in a society where lies are accepted. We bury our collective heads in the sand so we don’t have to think too hard. Look what is going on with Syria. Can’t you sense that the president is disappointed with a diplomatic solution? He almost seems pissed that he can’t send off the drones to kill Syrian babies to teach Syrian tyrants that it’s wrong to kill Syrian babies. See but it’s all different when we do the slaughtering. We don’t use weapons of mass destruction. How laughable is that concept? Yet we don’t even bat an eye lash at this line of reasoning. Go tell the mother who just lost her children to an American drone strike that this is much better than if her babies were killed by mustard gas. I’m sure she’ll appreciate the distinction. Chopping off heads, bullets, smart bombs, drones, cluster bombs and good old fashioned torture are A-OK but chemicals? Hey that’s where we draw the line. You can’t just go around killing innocent people any old way. You have to follow the rules of proper genocide.
You see in a world that accepts this sort of bullshit as rational there is no longer a point in caring anymore. We’re fucked and it’s only a matter of time before we get fucked up by someone or some group of aggrieved assholes that will want retribution. And when that happens we will be shaking our heads just like on 9-11. Gee whiz. We’re so wonderful. Why would anyone hate us? Oh…we killed their children, destroyed their homes and villages and created hell on earth for them? Why can’t they see it was done for their own good? Some people just don’t appreciate a good genocide. Fuck you.